Wag the dog: Twitter in heat over dog pants poll
Thank you internet. Journalist Jared Keller proved the digital world is barking by posing the big question Tuesday - which way a dog should wear pants.
— Jared Keller (@jaredbkeller) December 29, 2015For some, the answer is straightforward, although the logic may be questionable.
My wife, half asleep: "The second one, because you don't wear pants on your arms." https://t.co/GHWFY3q9q4
— David A. Arnott (@ArnottACBJ) December 29, 2015@jaredbkeller the 2nd. Can't have your ass hanging out. Unless he's a dog that's also a plumber.
— Stephen Savage (@ImALegendKiller) December 29, 2015Why is anyone sharing that dog pants image ITS CLEARLY THE SECOND OPTION WHY WOULD YOU PUT PANTS ON ALL FOUR LEGS. BE LOGICAL
— Cathy (@catherinebouris) December 29, 2015In a year that gave us the controversial “dressgate” in February some have been left reeling yet again, not able to cope with the possibilities.
@jaredbkeller oh my god
I have to sit down
— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) December 29, 2015@jaredbkeller this is why i don't tweet
— Hanna Trudo (@HCTrudo) December 29, 2015@jaredbkeller I can't decide. You've ruined my Christmas.
— RhinoHead (@andytinks1973) December 29, 2015As the debate continues to escalate, photographic "proof" has begun to emerge as to the "correct way" a dog should wear trousers.
@jaredbkellerpic.twitter.com/1Khw8GN6ky
— Melissa Bowman (@CeleciaKitty_) December 29, 2015@jaredbkellerpic.twitter.com/IP94cf8YD3
— Polly Mosendz (@polly) December 29, 2015@jaredbkellerpic.twitter.com/CjeYI6L6nA
— La H no murió (@La_H_nomurio) December 29, 2015@jaredbkeller@MaraWritesStuffpic.twitter.com/jpRdOG0tx0
— fluffy (@nefertitillated) December 29, 2015While the Twittersphere discussion continues to rage, Keller has launched a poll in an attempt to find consensus on the issue. With over thirteen thousand votes cast, it’s clear which way the internet feels.
Ahem:
— Jared Keller (@jaredbkeller) December 29, 2015
