Urine trouble now: Londoner creates wee fountain during arrest by cops (VIDEO)

No, we’re not taking the piss. This British guy (quite impressively) almost urinated on his own chin while being arrested.

We’re not sure why exactly the man was being cuffed, but we’re guessing the cops will add public urination to the rap sheet.

The possibly-intoxicated Londoner didn’t seem to notice (or at least care) that he was urinating on himself while he ranted about something to which clearly nobody was listening.

“This has gotta be a first,” said the man filming the incident, before offering the helpful advice: “give him a shake!”

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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