You’ll pee your pants when you see what a Google car caught on camera
If you look like you’ve just peed in your pants, and there’s a Google Street View car lurking, it’s probably best to stay indoors.
A Houston, Texas man learned that lesson the hard way after he went outside to dry his pants after what he claims was a mishap with a beer tap.
Unfortunately for him, the creepy 360 camera owned by the world’s second most valuable company rolled by and took this embarrassing photo.
Houston man goes outside to 'dry his pants' just as Google Street View car goes by pic.twitter.com/xYXGVVpC2Q
— Colm McGlinchey (@ColmMcGlinchey) September 3, 2016
The amazingly-named Joshua Justice told the Houston Chronicle that he has full control of his bladder and that the suspicious wet spot is from cleaning up in a bar called the Flying Saucer.
“I toweled off, but figured it's 95 (degrees) and sunny out, I'll go stand out front in the sun,” he said.
We believe you Joshua.
Justice said he was only outside a matter of seconds when he noticed the Google car coming towards him.
He quickly debated whether to cower back inside or stand his ground, but chose the latter. After all, he is in Texas.
“I figured, well, this will make for a good story. Clearly, I had no idea. Now, I wish I'd waved,” he said.
He didn’t hesitate to tell staff at the Flying Saucer, and two months later, a waitress found the image on Google and shared it online.
“I thought it was gonna be a funny inside joke at the bar. Now it's a joke between me and the whole internet.” Justice said, enjoying his 15 minutes of fame.
Tell us what you think. Do you believe Joshua Justice? To pee or not to pee?
